dear hairdresser - you got amy's color perfect 2...
allonsyahhlee asked: I'm pretty sure I met you at Gally last year. I wish I'd have known to flail at you about shoes.
Oh hey, lost a few followers. Wonder if it was the...
geekinpearls asked: If I met you in real life I would probably geek out telling you how awesome your cosplay and generally just be awkward
moderatelyfoxy asked: If I met you in real life, I would hug you for like, an hour. XD
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
I'm supposed to be cleaning and then sleeping so...
First.. no shoe collection is complete without thigh highs! I only own two acutal pairs of stripper shoes though. I’ve only worn these shoes once. I wish I had more chances to wear them because I love them! love colorful pumps! And boots! okay, now i really need to clean XD I need to stop getting distracted by shoes!!
ameliaaholmes asked: I am jealous of your show collection :) I just wanted to let you know that if it wasn't for your blog, I would never have stumbled across the wonderful world of Tumblr and for that, I really can't thank you enough. <3 <3 <3
I have more than 70 pairs of shoes. wow. o.O
I shouldn't keep poking Sherlock but the colors...
and now i just want a hug. :/ oh well. time to...
Not the longest i've gone without physical...
Anonymous asked: go hug your mom! moms love hugs. :D my mom loves/needs hugs more than she says, so maybe yours does too?
I don't think I've had physical contact with...
ameliapond-forever replied to your photo: SNOWDALEK!!! Omaigawsh. That is too cute!! Where on earth did you find such a fantastically perfect shirt???! It’s from teefury, so it was only available for one day, but I just found it on redbubble for a friend http://www.redbubble.com/people/malcassairo/works/8078596-snow-lek more expensive there but you can still buy it
The 13th GIF in your folder is suddenly a mass...
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Things Disney Taught Me.... →
the-absolute-best-posts: ^The last one :D Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did! ANASTASIA IS NOT A FREAKING DISNEY MOVIE!!! ugh. get really annoyed when people call it a Disney movie.
Anonymous asked: Here's what I read: According to my source (Lol, seriously? Sounds awfully pretentious!) the fish on the plate was a "reward for the cat, as a means of saying thank you". The cat, in turn, would turn his nose up at it and inform the Doc psychically that he was, unusually for a cat, a vegetarian... There wasn't enough time (or relevance) to include the scene, as they changed it...
They jumped 5 sharks. They jumped a motherfreaking air shark. with a Sonic...– Goodbyemidnight on Glee
Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
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Anonymous asked: whos your favorite male and female characters on once upon a time?
I think I'm going to go take a bath and read and...
The entire synopsis of Breaking Dawn Pt 1...
everything is so awkward and forced
they are taking turns eyeing the bed
they are going skinny dipping
I think the presex montage just happened
she like...shaved her legs and shit
who doesn't do that before they leave for their honeymoon?!
we are halfway through this film and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
they got married and had sex
literally not a thing else
they're now playing chess
she keeps trying to seduce him and he's laughing at her WORST MARRIAGE
oooh playing chess again!
they just had a montage of their honeymoon and all that happened is thye played a lot of chess, she tried to fuck him and he ran away
oh god she's begging now
this is honestly awkward softcore porn
and now she's vomiting into the toilet
nothing happens in this god
it's just a bunch of shitty subplots
the wolves are so shit
THIS IS SO BAD
weird ass telepathic wolf pow wow shit
I don't even know what's going on
THE FETUS ISN'T COMPATIBLE
I'm really glad that in Twilight world, they make skinny jeans that fit over evil fetus baby bumps
oh god Bella's drinking blood
I'm taking a shot
the cup says FREE REFILLS ON IT
Bella just chose "renesmee" for the baby's name and this child will be beat up for the rest of it's life
OH MY GOD SHE IS GIVING BIRTH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"GET HIM OUT OF ME"
loads of screaming and flashing and she looks like a skeleton
aaaand Edward ripped open her stomach with his mouth
the baby is a bloody mess and they just called it beautiful. I mean, I don't really do babies, but like...I'm pretty sure that just looks like meat
there is just blood everywhere and edward just stabbed her in the heart with his venom and what the HELL
Bella seems to have died, but Edward is just biting her everywhere and OH HOLY GOD IT'S SCIENCE
HER BLOOD IS FREEZING
the worst thing? Kristen Stewart's face hasn't changed.
she just gave birth and then died
without a flicker of emotion
Jacob has just seen the baby and he's in lo0o0o0ove
this is the creepiest scene ever
he just fell to his knees in front of a baby
I just want to be a fly on the wall during this filming
uh oh vampire v wolf death match
oh jk rules and shit
wolf can't harm future lovers of other wolves
so much for bros before hoes, shit
meanwhile, Bella is serving her purpose well. laying on a table with the occasional SCIENCE into her body
she's becoming a vampire, which apparently includes permanent eyeshadow. so, that makes life easier.
you know how on tumblr, they have those picture sequences where it slowly gets closer to someones face?
that was just an actual shot in Breaking Dawn
jacob, Jacob, JACOB
AND THEN HAWT VAMPY BELLA OPENED HER EYES WITH MIRACULOUSLY NEWLY LONG EYELASHES AND THE FILM ENDED
I require the last two hours of my life back
who do I go for for that
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
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this episode is seriously sickening me. I kind of...
Catching up on SPN since I haven't watched in a...
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aproperroman: In case you’re somehow unaware of why you shouldn’t compare Twilight and The Hunger Games (though I’m sure most of my followers will already know why) let me just fill you in, cause this is bugging me. Twilight is a love story. A very poorly written love story. It’s about a girl who falls in love with an abusive boy who literally wants to kill her and eat her blood and yet somehow...
Weapons Night - Cont
I’ll start pretty basic. WANDS! (all these wands were handmade by me. I’ve made more than those, but the others have all been sold) Then I go slay some vamps! (remind me to sometime tell you the story about how i was able to carry on my two wooden vampire killing stakes on an airplane but they confiscated the tube of toothpaste that i had in my bag right next to them.) ...