I’m bored but I lack the motivation to do anything.

Actually really like my outfit today.

“Do not eat raw cookie dough”

Fuck you cookie dough container I just had a 3 inch chunk of my uterus fall out, if I want to eat goddamn cookie dough I’m going to eat cookie dough. If I could survive that pain I can survive your goddamn raw eggs

How come the only times in my life I’m able to get my hair to look completely awesome, full of body and seriously supermodel-esque is either when I’m working in a haunted house playing a creepy ghost that’s supposed to have tangled ratty hair or right after sex? Seriously this is a conspiracy of nature against me

two things:

1. holy crap guys i’ve massively jumped followers thank you so much! <3

2. how the hell do i follow 418 blogs? o.O

hey body, i appreciate the notice that i’m not pregnant and all, but seriously? valentines day AND a con weekend? thanks. fuck you. or not, i guess, because you hate me.

my body hates me I think. it’s a week too early for my period but i have cramps and am bloated. sigh. maybe my period will come early so i won’t have it at katsu? -wishful thinking-

hi, my name is rachael and i’m addicted to shoes. XD 

got 4 new pairs of shoes today for work! yay!

Who’s been wearing the wrong size bra her entire life? This girl!

I got a new pair of shoes today for work! and then addie wanted to be the center of attention.