Fuck you cookie dough container I just had a 3 inch chunk of my uterus fall out, if I want to eat goddamn cookie dough I’m going to eat cookie dough. If I could survive that pain I can survive your goddamn raw eggs
How come the only times in my life I’m able to get my hair to look completely awesome, full of body and seriously supermodel-esque is either when I’m working in a haunted house playing a creepy ghost that’s supposed to have tangled ratty hair or right after sex? Seriously this is a conspiracy of nature against me
Pretty sure my mom is trying to subtly tell me to go out and get laid… Last year for Christmas she got me a small portable makeup kit and said ‘just in case you stay out and stay over somewhere and need to look perfect the next morning’ and today I just got a package she ordered for me from Victoria’s Secret full of lacy things. Really mom? Though omg cute nice underwear yay!
am i the only person that ends up sewing in just their underwear when making things? it’s just not worth the effort of dressing after each time i try something on just to undress 5 minutes later to try it on again.
so i’m about 90% sure i’ve managed to catch pityriasis rosea, which massively sucks because it lasts for like 8-12 weeks and i’ve only had it for 2-3 so far, and it’s really not attractive. i mean, no one sees me without my shirt but me but it’s not fun to see in the mirror. thank the gods it will go away and it’s practically impossible to catch again because it’s also itchy as hell. at least i have no bare midriff cosplays at D*C this year because i’d have to cancel them.
it sucks when you don’t really like being touched by people so you have to trust people first before you let them get close (a few people have been instant exceptions, but those are rare). So I have this horrible dilemma where I’m finally just like “fuck it I think i just want to have sex” but I have my hang-ups over being touched so I’d have to trust someone first, but I’m not sure right now if I want a relationship. I just kind of want to see what the big deal is about sex. And I don’t want to have sex with any of my friends because I don’t want to ruin relationships by making them awkward. so now i’m back to my dilemma.